Wow, you're really going to try!

You grope at your mossy mouth with a disgusting toothbrush since you haven't replaced it in god knows how long, and slap on a hat.  I can't slap on a hat because it  actually looks worse, but judging from everyone else I've seen, this is a pretty easy fix-it. You run out the front door with bad breath and a sour stomach and...


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