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But first, why did the chicken cross the road?

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Candide:  To cultivate its garden.

Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest.  Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Wolfgang Pauli:  There already was a chicken on the other side of the road.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Walt Whitman: To cluck the song of itself.

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